allamo called me today. “hey usus, can you please make phone call for me?”…
"allamo please explain…"
"Look I am trying to find a house in Aachen for me and my fam. I found one, seemed perfect, but at the end of the convo with the landlord, the woman asked for my name"
"and she was about to make an offer"
"yes, when I stated my name …. the house was suddenly gone with the wind … so please can you check for me and call her with a fake name only to check if the house is really already gone with the wind or not"
usus calling with fake ID (yes…yes…yes):
landlord: “bla bla bla” usus: “yes hello miss bla bla bla, my name is PETER MEIER, and i saw your ad for the house in the blabla street, … I am really interested in this house, oh yes I am, is it still free?”
LANDLORD: OH YES IT IS, DO YOU WANT TO COME BY AND HAVE A LOOK AT IT MR PETER MEIER.